First Strike - Black Ops DLC

Here it is...



Floating platforms and monkey zombies.

MONKEY zombies.

Where do I put my money? Oh, the monkey will collect it will he? Lovely.

Bananaphone

I don't have much to say for this picture.

I Cried.

A flash movie about a review comment left on a flash game.

Burt Reynolds' cinematic masterpieces

Hard Time trilogy on eBay

Go read the description.

What's got two thumbs and too much time on its hands? THIS GUY...

Wait, that doesn't really work very well written down... fuck.

Buy this:

Indie Air Pack on Steam. $5 for 5 awesome games. I'm particulary interested in getting some 'Plain Sight' multiplayer going on. Actually there's been heaps of goodness on Steam this week, I picked up L4D2 for $5 and a bunch of awesome indie games.

Also, my self imposed November ban on gamage is about to expire. Are people playing the shit out of Call of Duty? If not, why not? I want to multiplayer my way through December and require all of your assistance.

Oh, WTF Really?!

America's Army Mod

Inception meets MC Escher... absolutely head-fuckery awesomeness.

The first section of the level is a 720 degree circle. It's basically a long hallway curled up into a double-circle-type shape, with the ends connected. Sorta like if you take a rubber band and double it up, except the whole band/hallway takes up the same small area.

The second area is the impossibly long hallway. At first glance it appears that it's just a small room with column in the center. Upon further examination, however, the "hallway" connecting the back of the room is many times longer than could ACTUALLY fit there. Imagine it as "squishing" a hundred feet of hallway into a one-foot space.

The third area is the room in a closet. The closet only appears to be a couple feet deep and wide, however the room inside it is about a hundred feet both ways. Now step into the closet. The room you just walked out of is now contained neatly in the same small area the closet originally occupied.

The fourth area is a long hallway with a small closet at each end. Walking into one closet causes you to walk out of the opposite one. Think of it as a little shortcut.

B-YEOOUUUUUU

Predator-dog waits for you.

Epicly great Black Ops ad

Girls with guns + Rolling Stones = Awesome. You know it's true.



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You won't have Nixon to kick around any more.

I'm just going to leave this here...

"This time around, instead of fighting off Nazi zombies as some nameless soldiers, you can take on the roles of John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon, Robert McNamara or Fidel Castro as they fight to hold off the hordes in the Pentagon."

Willem. Defoe. And some COD MP news. Like split-screen multiplayer.

New info on COD multiplayer modes:

“From variables as simple as Time Limit and Score Limit, or as deep as which weapons, Perks, and gear are available. You want a Pistols Only match? Make one!"

Excellent.

Also, some Willem Defoe.



So are we doing a launch LAN?

Icelandic Ultra Blue

WATCH THIS VIDEO, YOU HAVE TO.

Anyway Ben, for reference the Gulf War kicked arse, music-of-the-era wise. They Might Be Giants, Midnight Oil, Warrant, Roxette, Sonic Youth, I could go on.





...and I will: Pixies, NWA, Jane's Addiction, Jimmy Barnes, Superchunk, Pet shop boys, Traveling wilburys, Happy Mondays, Buffalo Tom. Anyway, there's heaps.

Bad Company DLC - Vietnam

Has any war had a better soundtrack. Methinks no.

Zombies Ate My Neighbours

ZOMG. Want.

Red Dead Zombies

ZOMG. Want.