For Lester

The Noob & The Vet #2

I lol'd...

I Want To Play Against This Guy!!!

Boom.

I Dunno This Just Reminds Me Of Ben.

I LOL'd.

The Vet and The Noob

Seriously!

I'm Batman!

Sunset... On Mars.

Amazing.

Click for the large view

"Don't try this at home, I am a professional Russian."

REACCIONES DE UN HOMBRE PACÍFICO

180 One Hand Off The Top Of The Car And Into Your Face

This is amazing...

Porter Robinson // SPITFIRE (aka: CAPTURE THE CAN) from Saman Keshavarz on Vimeo.

Death by vending machine

Highlights include a Lester-style defenstration and noobtoob hilarity.

Battlefield 3 gameplay video is alright I guess.

Just Because It's Fucking Awesome.

So shut your neck and appreciate the fucking awesome.

Zombies in space.

Plus 4 classic zombie maps. I endorse this package.

I Don't Play Minecraft, I Don't Watch Star Trek

But THIS looks fucking epic!!!

Leigh's tiny little left arm

Spotted on Clarendon St.

Texts from last night

Chris Smoove

Ask yourself... ASK YOUR DAMN SELF, why you haven't subscribed to Chris Smoove's gaming commentary videos?!!

COD MW2


And his awesome My Player mode NBA2K11 character has finally hit the Finals. Check out the awesome intro using footage from GTA:SA.


It's cheeeeeeeeese.

F3AR

1 r3ally d0n't kn0w what t0 mak3 0f th1s 0ne. 1 mean, 1'm k33n, and 1t s0unds gr3at 1n th30ry, but 1s any0ne w1ll1ng t0 g1ve3 1t a g0?

From the exalted desk of Penny Arcade:

"Let’s talk F.3.A.R. (fa-thrir!).

It has a shooter campaign that aims to wrap up a kind of trilogy; there are, no doubt, people who are invested in the mythology on offer there. Each you conquer a level, you are allowed to play that level as “Paxton Fettel,” a kind of ravening superghost core to the fiction. He can hoist enemies on a cord of spectral blood, possess human hosts, and a couple other tricks. Or, you can play in co-op and get both sets of powers, working asymmetrically toward the same goals. You’ll almost certainly get less time out of the game this way - it’s more “efficient” - but, wow. You’ve probably never been party to anything like it.

It’s not the only game to play around with possession, by any means: Messiah, another game sure to date me even further, and the much maligned Geist, which was occasionally pretty cool, both have stuff like this. What I would say is that it’s the first game with both possession and credible gunplay. I’m playing as Point Man, which is to say I am the sort of person you control in most shooters, except I have the ability to dilate the passage of time and I can also jump up and kick you in the face. Or the knee! I’m not partic’lar about the location.

Where things are legitimately and irrevocably launched into outer space is when Day 1 starts going fucking insane in mutiplayer. It’s wall to wall experiments, beginning with a playercount locked at four, the sort of thing we associate with boardgames. Or, DOOM. So, four players, and four gametypes, only one of which is competitive in any traditional way.

Even then, Soul King isn’t especially traditional. The only way the word applies at all is that you are trying to kill each other to score points. Upon this bed of jasmine rice, we ladle four terrifying spirits and a zone full of bodies to fight over. As one of these spirits, any of the neutral bots you kill scores you Souls, and the way you become the King of them is to have the most. You can take possession of these hapless mortals at any time, leaping out to save your own life, or to secure the drop on a foe. Since the souls aren’t contained in this or that given body, as long as you can make a getaway, you can keep your hoard. It’s weird, and it works.

You’ve got two explicitly co-op modes clanking around in there, Contractions and “Fucking Run.” The first will be familiar to anyone who enjoys the odd round of Zombies in Call of Duty. It has a twist or two, in the form of mid-round “supply runs” outside your safe zone, and there’s a lot of headroom in that concept that I’m not entirely sure this game is in a position to manifest, but it’s good. Fucking Run is a four player race against a Wave of Mutilation that ends the round if it touched any member of your team. I haven’t spent a lot of time with this one yet; I don’t know how bad I want to play that one avec l’estrangers.

The last mode - Soul Survivor - is them going nuts again, but to good effect. Imagine if you could play Red Rover where one team is all evil ghosts and the other is terrified special forces types. One player out of four is chosen to be a ghost at the beginning, and you spend the rest of the round either corrupting living beings or trying like hell not to be enspectred. These are the same ghosts from Soul King, except this ghost and the aggressive AI enemies are of the same faction and they can (and will) be almost anywhere they want to be."

Slo-mo killing, breaking knee caps with well placed kung fu kicks, and a gametype where one player gets to grief, and is rewarded for it. Endorsed?

Drunk Balancing

This game still delivers the Lulz in excess.

Just Kids Having Fun

Awesome anime style animation but the sound effects make it...

Lemons

Typography | Cave Johnson Lemons from Ignas Greed on Vimeo.

Say Chestnut!

Ew, That's Nasty

An Hero.

If you didn't see it:

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/02/the-man-who-plays-games-with-no-hands/

Jetlev Flyer

MOAR CONTRA.

Contra jumper!

Contra!

Hey, remember Contra?



No no no, not that one (idiot.)




There you go sunshine, much better. Yes that game was totally awesome, unless you lived in Australia where you had to make do with Probotector:



Well we certainly can't have the kiddies shooting real enemies now, can we. But nobody ever thinks of the robots, they have families, they pay their taxes, why is killing robots an acceptable pastime for children?

Anyway, the music in Contra is internationally recognised as 'bad ass'* Even though I trust many of you have already seen this, watch and learn.



Then go right ahead and watch the guy who composed this masterpiece listening to it.



Makes me wonder, are there any Australian bands who crank out the video game tunes? Answers on the back of a postcard thanks.

*By the international society of bad ass music

This is a must watch.

I can't explain it. You have to watch it.

Favourite part is at 6:35.

I want to watch this movie.

First Strike - Black Ops DLC

Here it is...



Floating platforms and monkey zombies.

MONKEY zombies.

Where do I put my money? Oh, the monkey will collect it will he? Lovely.

Bananaphone

I don't have much to say for this picture.

I Cried.

A flash movie about a review comment left on a flash game.

Burt Reynolds' cinematic masterpieces

Hard Time trilogy on eBay

Go read the description.

What's got two thumbs and too much time on its hands? THIS GUY...

Wait, that doesn't really work very well written down... fuck.