Wednesday, 21 April 2010

BF:BC 2 - the things I have learned.

  • Dr Meatworth is the only player who ever gets to use the remote controlled UAV/helicopter.
  • Crashing a Blackhawk directly onto Hutch will not kill him.
  • You can kill an enemy by using the Engineer drill on their head - The Dentist Achievement. As much as I want this, it's really quite creepy.
  • You can kill an enemy with the Medic's defibrillator kit. Normally directly after you have revived Hutch again and haven't had time to get your gun out.
  • Dog Tags are collected by knifing enemies:
    Bronze
    : Knife kill a player with a ranking from 1-21.
    Silver
    : Knife kill a player with a ranking from 22-45.
    Gold
    : Knife kill a player with a ranking from 46-50.
  • You cannot collect the ears of dead enemies (is this a bug?)

  • HorsePuncher is going to lose his shit when he realises we can ride into battle, in tandem, on a Jet Ski.

  • The game is not fun without friends in your squad, or a half decent squad.

  • The game is unbelievably awesome and covered in molten fucking win if you are playing with friends.

  • Everyone is shit with the minigun on the Blackhawk.

  • As an engineer you can sit in the passenger seat of the Blackhawk and repair whilst in mid-flight. It's not easy, but it is doable. Considering that you can't fucking use the minigun, the least you could do is fix my chopper while I fly around like a legend giving you firing solutions we all know you won't take.

  • CaptainCasbah will be promoted faster because of his name. It's the Major Major Effect.

  • Rabies should never have told RageeAgee that he would not like this game. Rabies is sorry. Rabies was wrong. RageeAgee will love this game. It's the first person shooter he has been dreaming of. Sit on a hill a mile away sniping enemies while dressed in a Ghillie suit you say? Oh look, you've unlocked a fucking mortar strike. Hide in the bush - kill from afar. No Thin Red Line moment for you.

5 comments:

  1. You also forgot that the tactical insertion (aka fly the chopper into the ground and jump) is the best way to get into enemy territory.

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  2. You talk me out of getting the game, only to make me want it when it's too late. You evil bastard, Rabies.

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  3. In my defence, that was only after you had gone on the THIRD day of the deal and found they were out of stock.

    Honestly, who does that?

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